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INTRO
Don't worry, we don't bite.
Except weekends.
Astute, edgy, and a child-like affinity for the K-9 species, the guides of HELL are anything except gods.
The two halves of a mortal whole,
are here to support you and your inevitable fall from grace. And as trained professionals in the art of discomfort for 25 years, you can rest assured that you'll get exactly what you came for.
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